"Never waste a diamond on a hoe" and other gems from kids who play Minecraft, and from the parents who listen to them all. day. long.
Friday, January 30, 2015
Putting them in their place
Bryce: " Good boy, good boy"
Me: "What are you doing?"
Bryce to me: "I'm taming wolves." To a wolf, "Hey, don't be a runaway. Come back! Did you fall in?"
Me: "Fall in what?"
Bryce, to me: "A hole to go in my animal place." To a wolf, "Hello!"
Me: "So you're trapping them?"
Bryce: "Well, I'm spawning them and taming them and putting them in their place." Pause. "I heard a wolf yell out. Well, one of my dogs. He got hurt and I didn't do it. Hello, chickens."
Me: "Are you feeding the wolves chickens?!"
Bryce: "No! They are in my animals' place also."
Me: "Okay..."
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