Never waste a diamond on a hoe.--Johnny, age 8.
A couple years ago, my friend Sandi posted this funny quote from her son in regard to Minecraft. It still makes me laugh. Fast forward to present day, where my own children are becoming fluent in the language of Minecraft and are beginning to provide me with gems too funny not to share. I figured I should have a place to share them, as well as for others to be able to share the funny quotes they overhear. So "Meanwhile in Minecraft..." was born! If you have an amusing anecdote, please email or comment if you'd like it included here. Thanks for reading!