Skating Sheep

From Dana J--

Scene--a frozen pond in #Minecraft.  "Oh, hi, sheep! Go ahead, sheep, you can skate. I will push you so you can skate." --Ethon, 4yrs old

The Head Shop

From Amy G:

Giggles.
A, age 10: "I just tried to plant a baked potato!"

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Amy (mom):  I kept overhearing my daughter and her friend talk about a "head shop."

???

A little concerned, I went to investigate and found they had created a shop that literally sells heads. 

Not sure if I should be more or less concerned now!


A, age 10: "TP to give donations to my head shop."
(I had to ask her mom, Amy, what TP means.  Not toilet paper, but teleport.  Ohhhh. :) )

Sorry, Piggy

Bryce:  Piggy, I’m sorry.  I HAVE to do this.

Me:  Do what?

Bryce:  Get some meat.

Me: Your pet pig?!

Bryce:  No, of course not.  It's wild.  That’s in a different game.  Here I create my own food.  Why on earth would I kill my pet pig?!

Me:  Just clarifying.

 

Just like an incubator. Not.

Me:  What are those?
Hayden:  Chicken eggs.
Me:  Why are you throwing them??
Hayden:  There's a 1 in 10 chance they'll turn into chicks when they hit the ground.  There's also a chance 1 egg will turn into 5 chicks, but that's rare.
Me:  Okay...

Sticks and baby cows

"I gotta bring as much sticks as possible.  For making tools.  Ooh, hi, baby cow."
Bryce, age 7

Ignite!

Bryce:  "I'm gonna ignite some creepers.  They're kind of like TNT.  Ignite!  There's actually an ignite button."