Kids are playing in different rooms and yelling back and forth.
Kid 2: "I can't hear you! Can you say it in Minecraft?"
Kid 2, laughing gleefully: "I'm watching you die!!"
Kid 1: "I'm coming for you!!"
B: "You're suicide-ing!" *pause* Sounding annoyed, "As usual, you survived."
H: How'd you do that?!
B: It's easy. I have the magic touch.
Me: In what?
Me: Only in Minecraft...
B to H: I'm watching you fall to your death! HA! You suicided.
B: Hey, can I hit you back? Wait--where'd you go? You've angered me. I'm
jumping in lava.
Thus ended last night's playing.