Hayden, getting annoyed: Bryce, how can I mine any iron ore when I don’t even have a pickaxe?!
Bryce: You could just make one.
Hayden, exasperated: How can I make a pickaxe when I only have wood?! Everyone knows wood pickaxes are useless.
Bryce: Yeah, you’re right. Iron is better.
Hayden: But diamond is best.
Bryce, reverently: Yeah, diamond is best.
Me, in my head: And that’s why you should never waste a diamond on a hoe. Or a pickaxe.
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