Friday, January 30, 2015

Putting them in their place

Bryce: " Good boy, good boy"
Me:  "What are you doing?"
Bryce to me:  "I'm taming wolves."  To a wolf, "Hey, don't be a runaway.  Come back!  Did you fall in?"
Me:  "Fall in what?"
Bryce, to me:  "A hole to go in my animal place."  To a wolf, "Hello!"
Me:  "So you're trapping them?"
Bryce:  "Well, I'm spawning them and taming them and putting them in their place."  Pause.  "I heard a wolf yell out.  Well, one of my dogs.   He got hurt and I didn't do it.  Hello, chickens."
Me:  "Are you feeding the wolves chickens?!"
Bryce:  "No!  They are in my animals' place also."
Me:  "Okay..."