B, in a quiet voice: "In hell, I want to check out the devil's lair."
Not creepy at all. Thanks, Minecraft!
B: "Oh, hey! There's cake!"
Me: "There's cake where?"
B: "In the demon's bunker."
Me: "Of course."
B: Hayden, look! I found wild red sheep!
Me: Why are they red?
B: Probably because of the devil.
B: "The hell in Minecraft is basically the Nether." *shows
me a house in the sky* "This is heaven. There's a great view.
Also, there's some dead chickens."