Bryce is going on and on about melons this morning.
Bryce: “I just found more melons. Melons are usually found in groups. I just want a major supply of melons.”
Me: “What do you do with the melons? Do you eat them? Do you feed them to your cattle?”
Bryce, in a tone that suggests I am confused: “Uh, I don’t even have a cattle.”
Me: “Cattle means a group of cows.”
Bryce: “Well, I don’t have any cows right now. Most of the cows I’ve seen I’ve turned to leather and meat. And I just found another melon patch.”