Saturday, March 14, 2015


Bryce is going on and on about melons this morning. 

Bryce:  “I just found more melons.  Melons are usually found in groups.  I just want a major supply of melons.”
Me:  “What do you do with the melons?  Do you eat them?  Do you feed them to your cattle?”
Bryce, in a tone that suggests I am confused:  “Uh, I don’t even have a cattle.”
Me:  “Cattle means a group of cows.”
Bryce: “Well, I don’t have any cows right now.  Most of the cows I’ve seen I’ve turned to leather and meat.  And I just found another melon patch.”

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