Bryce: "I need a diamond hoe. To till a crop."
Bryce: When you mine the sponges it says, "You have unleashed the wrath of the sponge gods!"
This, people, is part of why he tests at a 5th grade level for vocabulary. Thanks, Minecraft!
Me: What was that sound??
Bryce: A horse.
Me: Did you kill it?!
Bryce: Yeaaah. When you kill them, they drop leather.
Bryce: "Next up, meteor TNT."